Business Magnate Admirer T-Shirts

"He gives our company a million pounds of orders each year, so he can play anyway he pleases."

Stelios Haji-Ioannou

J.R.D Tata

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'One day this will all be yours.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Trump

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

'Is it a sin to take Bill Gates' name in vain?'

Elon Musk

Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.

Fridge Magnate

"Poor thing must really need the money."

Our Beloved $68 a Share

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

Minor credit cards accepted.

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

Steve Jobs

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

Flipping the Switch

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade