Business Magnate Admirer T-Shirts

"He gives our company a million pounds of orders each year, so he can play anyway he pleases."

J.R.D Tata

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'One day this will all be yours.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Trump

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

Fridge Magnate

"Poor thing must really need the money."

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

Feedback doesn't always need to be negative.

Our Beloved $68 a Share

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

Minor credit cards accepted.

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.

I'm a stocks millionaire! Do you really want me to be satisfied with a simple rubber duck??!

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

Child's 'bottled water' stand.