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"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

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News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

I need to set upmy own company.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'One day this will all be yours.'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"All power to the board of directors!"

Lemonade Futures

Lemonade Survey

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Any more bright ideas?'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

Stuff Broken