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'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

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'Hi, I'm on the make,'

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'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

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'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'