Budding Mogul Pillows

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

SALE

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Newspaper suicide.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

The Personal ATM

Savory Types

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Counting my Bonus...

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'