Budding Business Magnate Gifts

Minor credit cards accepted.

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

SALE

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

I need to set upmy own company.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

'One day this will all be yours.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Lemonade Survey

"All power to the board of directors!"

Lemonade Futures

'Any more bright ideas?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'