Budding Businessmen Gifts

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

SALE

I need to set upmy own company.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

Bassoon practice.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Pat My Dog $5

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Lemonade Survey

Lemonade Futures

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'Any more bright ideas?'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

"You don't mind us shadowing you, do you?"