Budding Business Tycoons Gifts

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Lemonade Inc.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Pat My Dog $5

'One day this will all be yours.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"The filthy rich"

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

Manager.