Budding Business Brains Gifts

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

SALE

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

I need to set upmy own company.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

I am billing, therefore I am.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

Pat My Dog $5

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'It's lonely at the top.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Lemonade Survey

Lemonade Futures

"Looks like somebody's compensating."