Budding Business Boss Gifts

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

SALE

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

I need to set upmy own company.

Office temperature.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"I have good news and bad news, Tom. The good news is good for me. The bad news is bad for you."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

Pat My Dog $5

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

Lemonade Survey

Lemonade Futures

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."