Budding Businessperson Gifts

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Lemonade Futures

'Any more bright ideas?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

SALE

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

I need to set upmy own company.

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Pat My Dog $5

Lemonade Survey

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'How to make money in the stock market.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A Born Politician

"You don't mind us shadowing you, do you?"