Budding Professionals Gifts

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

My First Camera

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

SALE

Four children playing the flute.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

The wrecking crew!

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'My first camera'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Bassoon practice.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Pat My Dog $5

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

A child busking

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

Lemonade Futures

Lemonade Survey

'Any more bright ideas?'