Budding Lawyer Gifts

"I'm not daydreaming, Ms Howard. I'm reviewing my intellectual properties."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

SALE

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Double Bass

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Timpani.

'Do I have to be creative?'

Creative Baby.

Building Blocks.

The wrecking crew!

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Jackson Pollock as a child

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."