Budding Lawyers Gifts

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

SALE

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Double Bass

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Do I have to be creative?'

Creative Baby.

The wrecking crew!

Building Blocks.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Jackson Pollock as a child

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'