Budding Barrister Gifts

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

'Principal Harris, I vehemently deny all the allegations against me. The accusations are a mirage of lies, half-truths...'

"Tyler is on work experience."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Timpani.

Building Blocks.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

A child busking

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

First Piano Lesson

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Oil Spill in the Bath.