Budding Barber Gifts

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

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'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

Building a Shelter

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'Do I have to be creative?'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'All good things must come to an end.'

Creative Baby.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Jackson Pollock as a child

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)