Budding Chef Gifts

'Even the dog wouldn't eat my homework.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"It won't be long - we're in the process of hiring a cook now."

"The problem with those cooking shows is they don't tell you how to turn on your oven."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

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"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

'Do I have to be creative?'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Creative Baby.

'All good things must come to an end.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Viola player coming through!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Jackson Pollock as a child

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.