Budding Captain Gifts

Captain this.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

SALE

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

I need to set upmy own company.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'