Budding Golfer Gifts

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

A child busking

Football Skills

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'My mother says I can't make anymore furniture for our house.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

Football

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

First Dive

M- Mouse, L- LCD.

Kids playing football

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

'I play whatever comes out.'

"Great fall, Josh!"

Wimbledon hopeful strengthens his serve.

'Book reports don't have to have theme songs, Kevin.'

"Well, if I practiced all day, too."

"Of course, now I'm just a class clown, but eventually I'd like my own sitcom."