Budding Athlete Gifts

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

Kids playing football

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

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Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Do I have to be creative?'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'All good things must come to an end.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Creative Baby.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Jackson Pollock as a child

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'