Budding Footballers Gifts

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Four children playing the flute.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Bassoon practice.

Pat My Dog $5

Football Skills

A child busking

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

A Born Politician

Football

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"Goal!"

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

Kids playing football

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

'I play whatever comes out.'

"OK, let's play, but after what happened last time, Billy, I remind you: no headers!"

Wimbledon hopeful strengthens his serve.