Budding Sports Star Gifts

'I don't need more fibre in my diet - I want to be a football player, not a tree.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

A child busking

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

Football Skills

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Goal!"

Football

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"She's changed so much since the sonogram."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

First Dive

Kids playing football

'What? Never heard of free range rearing?'

"Great fall, Josh!"