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'I don't need more fibre in my diet - I want to be a football player, not a tree.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

"Is there a problem officer?"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

A child busking

Football Skills

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

"Goal!"

"She's changed so much since the sonogram."

Football

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

Kids playing football

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

'What? Never heard of free range rearing?'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

First Dive