Budding Baseball Star Gifts

'We're doing everything we can to police ourselves on steroids.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'Do I have to be creative?'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Creative Baby.

Children playing football.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Jackson Pollock as a child

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Is there a problem officer?"

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.