Budding Footballer Gifts

Football Skills

Football

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Children playing football.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'You idiot! I told you we should have learned to fly first before jumping out of that thing!'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

A child busking

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'

'My mother says I can't make anymore furniture for our house.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

A Born Politician

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

"Goal!"

First Dive

Kids playing football

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'I play whatever comes out.'

Wimbledon hopeful strengthens his serve.

'Book reports don't have to have theme songs, Kevin.'