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'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

"Tyler is on work experience."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Timpani.

Building Blocks.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

A child busking

First Piano Lesson

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'This is the shortest autobiography I've ever read!'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Invisible Man Kit

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"I spent locked out including my painting."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

A Born Politician

"He's so inquisitive! I wonder what he'll be when he grows up..."