Budding Politician Gifts

A Born Politician

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

SALE

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

I need to set upmy own company.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Children playing football.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The wrecking crew!

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

A child busking

Football Skills

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"