Budding Politician Gifts

A Born Politician

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

SALE

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

I need to set upmy own company.

Children playing football.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

The wrecking crew!

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

A child busking

"Dad since my pocket money isn't index linked, you've forced me to have to renegotiate."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Football Skills

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

Lemonade Futures

Lemonade Survey

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "