Aspiring Tycoons Gifts

'I don't want to be president when I grow up, I want to be Donald Trump.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Robot Parts $5

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'He's precocious.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'One day this will all be yours.'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."