Aspiring Business Tycoon Gifts

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

World Economic Forum

'He's precocious.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."