Future Business Tycoon Gifts

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'Sir, our stock is down and we have a liquidity problem. Should I call your mommie?'

Someday, son, all of this will be yours.....In the meantime....

'I make the lemonade and sell it -- Kevin just fills out the Federal forms.'

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

The president's men

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'He's precocious.'

Supermarket Merge

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'