Young Tycoon Gifts

'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'

"Good news! I held my IPO at recess and now I'm the 12th richest man in America"

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Sugar Fix.

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

''Jimmy's Lemonade' is a franchise and 'JLo' is our stock symbol. Would you like to buy some stock?'

'He's precocious.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

Robot Parts $5

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."