Kid Tycoon Gifts

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Robot Parts $5

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Acme Toys Ltd

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'He's precocious.'

Tim's marketing solutions

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."