Tiny Tycoon Gifts

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'When you e-mailed that you wanted to invest your entire life savings, we thought you'd be older.'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Lemonade Kisses $10.00

'Want to be my partner? I'm starting a mutual fund for kids.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Acme Toys Ltd

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Sugar Fix.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd