Tycoon Gifts

No matter who says otherwise,nepotism is not a dirty word.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"The filthy rich"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Money may not be everything, but it sure is versatile!'

'How dare you! I'm outrageously rich!'

Pearly Gates Queue

Sleeping man's Z's have lines through them making them dollar Z's

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

Robot Parts $5

The president's men

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Acme Toys Ltd

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.