"If you're wondering why your paycheck is so small, we deducted health insurance, your 401k,and with taxes, well, it's just enough to cover gas to get here."
Tax Tycoon Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the tax enthusiast known as the tax tycoon? Our collection features witty and clever items that bring humor to their love for numbers and finance—perfect for office or home. Whether they’re a CPA, accountant, or finance buff, find something that makes them smile while recognizing their passion for money management with style and humor.
The president's men
'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'
Guy has framed 'first Yuan'
A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'
"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"
MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats
'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'
"Sorry, stock-market jitters."
Acme Toys Ltd
'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'
"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"
"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."
'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'
Boy in toy car talking on phone.
'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.
'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'
You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!
'He's precocious.'
'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'
Sugar Fix.
"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."
Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd
IRS tax instructions.
The Little Banker Bonus Pack
The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!
"I now represent both death and taxes."
R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.
Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'
"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."
Stimulus bust
'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'
"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."
Tax Tycoon Gifts Collection
Tax Tycoon Mugs
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Tax Tycoon Pillows
Bring humor and comfort into their space with our fun tax tycoon pillows, made to brighten up any room or office.
Tax Tycoon Prints
Get inspired with our collection of prints for tax tycoons—stylish designs that showcase their finance passion with a humorous twist.
Tax Tycoon T-Shirts
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