Tiny Tycoon Trainer Gifts

'Steve feels it's never too early to instill long-term investment strategies.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Acme Toys Ltd

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Cot Escape.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."