Tiny Tycoon Supporter Gifts

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Things I love about Powell River...

Acme Toys Ltd

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.