Childhood Tycoon Gifts

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

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"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

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"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Acme Toys Ltd

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'He's precocious.'

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Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'