Childhood Entrepreneur Gifts

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"Little tart?"

Lemon-Aid/Power-Aid

Robot Parts $5

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Selling lemon latt�

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Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

A child runs an equity stand.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

Tim's marketing solutions

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself