Childhood Entrepreneur Enthusiast Gifts

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Lemonade Inc.

SALE

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Decision Making Block

Jeff's Smorgasbord

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

I'm on a productivity drive.

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'