Childhood Entrepreneur Enthusiast Gifts

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Lemonade Inc.

SALE

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Decision Making Block

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

How much did you lose when the stock market tanked last week, Randy? Nada, little buddy. A real man never invests in other people's businesses, he only invests in his own. If you lose on stocks, it's because you didn't research them enough. If you lose on your own business, it's because you gave it your all and it just didn't work out. Ladies see valiant failure as being way hotter than poor-research failure. That's from chapter 12 of my new book, "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's guide to manvesting."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

I'm on a productivity drive.

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

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