Child Entrepreneur Supporter Gifts

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Lemonade Inc.

SALE

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Tim's marketing solutions

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

"We'll be too big to fail!"

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

"Mr. Jones, I'm taking you out of stocks and into kickstarter."

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'