Childhood Venture Supporter Gifts

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Child development. How children change.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

How to sleep when you're a kid...

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Proud Mum.

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"Needs ketchup."

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Cast of Dream

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'Watching ant TV!'

'I love you, your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'