Childhood Education Supporter Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Early Learning Today

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Parents teacher conference.

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Harris here is looking after children's accounts."

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"