Childhood Education Supporter Mugs

'You should read 'Dick and Jane'. It's an important book.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Common Core Family Therapy

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Early Learning Today

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Parents teacher conference.

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Head Start Nursery.

"Harris here is looking after children's accounts."

"Class, can anyone name a Hispanic hero who used non-violent methods to win better working conditions for farmers nationwide?"