Supporter Of Education Mugs

'I'm not unsympathetic, but there's just not much we can do for people who run away from college.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Congratulations on your PGCE.

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Teacher's Workroom.

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

It was clear to Mrs. Bennis how the public school budget cuts were hurting students when she asked Danny for a math formula.

Controversial Boxes

'But in the business world, failure is rewarded with big bailouts.'

Back to School.

'If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.'