Progressive Education Supporter Mugs

'Well, you see, I went to one of those progressive medical schools with no formal classes or credits and students plan their own course of study so I never learned anything about the lungs,breathing and all that.'

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Parents teacher conference.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Banned Books

Controversial Boxes

'But in the business world, failure is rewarded with big bailouts.'

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country>"

'If you are always optimistic, your students will eventually surprise you.'

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

Family.

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."

'Teacher layoffs adverted.'

"And that's when she found out her master's degree only qualified her for an entry level position."

Education to the Rescue

"I thought we were hosting a group of parents who wanted to complain about critical race theory and sex education. . ."

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."