Childhood Business Enthusiast Gifts

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

And the third quarter projection

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

Management Styles - Inclusive