Business Kid Gifts

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

So tell me, Junior.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins

Lemonade 50 cents: Lottery Tickets Sold Here.

'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'