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'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

So tell me, Junior.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

Lemonade 50 cents: Lottery Tickets Sold Here.

Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'

'I'm holding out for a $1 million signing bonus, plus product endorsement perks.'

Lemonade Stand