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How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Robot Parts $5

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

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$1: Family Secrets

A child runs an equity stand.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

Tim's marketing solutions

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"My money just worked a little harder today, Ms. Sims."