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Tim's marketing solutions

"He likes it."

Lemonade Inc.

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$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Setting up companies

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Weed cookies"

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."